- Lily Tomlin
"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter
-from an IRS letter
"We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
-Parish Magazine
-Parish Magazine
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle
-Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
-Dan Quayle
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
-Dan Quayle
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Anon
"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
-Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst
"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
-Dan Quayle
-Anon
"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
-Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst
"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
-Dan Quayle